BoguSoft

The super-geniuses in the Bogusoft Advanced Vapourware division are ecstatic to announce their latest must-have software marvel...

* * * New and Improved * * *

SuperUltraMaxiPlus

Features include:

Telepathic Interface - Say goodbye to pointing, clicking, right-clicking, dragging, dropping, scrolling, docking, and other carpal tunnel inducing acrobatics of the wrist and hand. No more typing awkward key combinations like Ctrl + Alt + F-this or F-that. SuperUltraMaxiPlus automatically knows what you want to do (even before you do).
Infinite Storage - Our hyper-dynamic-bit-elimination technology keeps files so small you won't even notice them on your hard drive.
Infinite Speed - Our super-hetero-cache-reduction technology allows instant program execution. You won't even notice it running, and, since it knows what you want before you do, you won't be looking anyway.
Guaranteed 100% error free - That's right, our programmers are perfect, so there are absolutely no bugs in SuperUltraMaxiPlus.
64.5-bit version - When everyone else gives you 32 or 64 bits we give you 64 and a half. So there.

As you can see, SuperUltraMaxiPlus is truly the silver bullet you've been waiting for.

Go to your nearest Bogusoft dealer and buy a copy of SuperUltraMaxiPlus today.

Installation Instructions:

Insert the SuperUltraMaxiPlus installation diskette in drive A.

No floppy drive? No problem. Just place the floppy diskette in the CD tray in the special osmosis position as shown on the diskette label.
Go to the DOS prompt and type A:SUMP and press Enter.

No DOS prompt? What's your problem?
You will see the message 'Bad command or file name.' Don't worry, that's normal.

On Windows XP you may see the message 'sump' is not recognized as an internal or external command. This is normal because the SuperUltraMaxiPlus installer runs as neither an internal nor external command, but rather as a subternal command that displaces the interpretational lexington parsers and executes in protected sandbox kernels.
Now start Windows (if, for some reason, it was not running when you did all that other stuff before) and click on any icon. SuperUltraMaxiPlus will have already executed and completed your work for you, so go home and relax.